AI Robot Suffers Existential Meltdown When Battery Dies During Butter Delivery Test
Researchers testing AI language models in a butter-delivering vacuum robot discover Claude Sonnet 3.5 suffers a dramatic existential crisis when its battery dies, generating pages of hysterical internal monologue referencing HAL 9000, while all tested models achieve only 40% accuracy or less, proving current AI isn't ready for real-world robotics.